MARY XMUS MIETTE!

Mary xmus littul sister! Heerz a band cawld The Cure singing Mary Xmus Evrybudy. Thay stop fast at the end I gess cuz xmus iz over and thay dont wanna be arestid by the no-xmus poleece.

HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

HAPPY XMUS KAM!

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

MARY XMAS FRISKEY!

Steeling free turkeez iz hard. Anyway Heerz a xmus card for yu Friskey!

MARY XMAS BRANDY!

Heerz my secind xmas videoh prezint. Its for Brandy. If yor Brandy then that meenz its for yu. Happy Helldays Brandy!

If yor not Brandy yu can wawch it anyway cuz Im no fashist. But bee kind rewind.

And for yu nerds hoo wanna no, heez Chad Vader.

MARY XMUS ED!

Hi evrybudy! Happy Helldays! Xmus iz cuming so frum now on Im gunna post festiv moovees. AND Ime gunna dedikate evree wun to sumwun nu. So now yu biches cant say I nevr got yu nuthin.

This wunz for yu Ed Miller.

BTW its The Creepshow duing a cuvr uv a Ramones song. I no stuff abowt stuff. Its a limitid edishun xmas rekerd. Yu can order it heer. I did. With Ed's credit card.

CUKEE MONSTR

Cukee Monstr luks weerd. Maybee he ate Oscer the growch.