ELVIS

I like Elvis he haz gud leerics.

SEXY GURL

Im in luv with her beecuz shes tawl and haz red hair. The only hair thats better than red hair is chanjing culor hair.

Id date her if her dad wuznt so fuckin crazy!

MCDONULDS

Im sorry I been gawn so long but I wawched this and blacked out for allmost a munth.

LITTLE NEMO

Ok so theerz this movie cawled Little Nemo that went thru sumthing like 10 YEERS of pre-productun hell. In 1984 Yoshifumi Kondo made this short test film.

I reemember wen Little Nemo wuz a newspaper movie by Winsor McCay. That wuz in 1905 beefor movies mooved. They still tawked but only if yu red them out lowd.

THE MEENING UV LIFE

Heer John Lydon tells yu the meening uv life. Yu haf to click THIS LINK to see it cuz YooToob wuldnt let me put it heer.