HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

HAPPY XMUS KAM!

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

VOLTRON

I like paynting too.

BOOBEES

This iz how sience werks.

LORD UV THE RINGS

This week I wawched a movie cawled Lord uv the Rings Retern uv the King. Thats a long name for a movie but its a long movie. At the end the retarded kid got to go on a boat but they dont tell yu ware he went. But Today I fownd this movie I think its the sequle. Its a gud ending. The retarded kid luks happy.

PIRATE

WELCUM BAK

Hi evreebudy! I went on summer vacashun but now Im bak. Didju hav a gud summer? I did. My buddy Ed Miller sent me on an all xpenssiz pade trip. I dont no whut that meens but I got to go lots uv places but I dont no ware cuz I culdnt see. Ed put me in a box.

Anyway now that its fall time Im gunna put videohs up heer lots mor.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

THE MEENING UV LIFE

Heer John Lydon tells yu the meening uv life. Yu haf to click THIS LINK to see it cuz YooToob wuldnt let me put it heer.

BEAR

HEINO

Heino! Schnell!

BUBBLES

I wanna be an astronot too.

SPUNJBOB

Didjoo no the cast of Spongebob Squarepants wer in awl theez movies?! Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy must be old. This iz frum the Annie Awards saruhmony.

CARS WEEK THURZDAY

Heers Johnny Cash singing The General Lee. Thats the name uv the car in The Dukes of Hazzard. Hes singing abowt the car becuz he likes it. Not in a June Carter way just in a car way. I like it too.

DEAD

I just fownd out yu cant come bak frum the land of Mr Hooper. I gess I went sumware else.

BUNEEZ

I no yu dont wawnt to click on sum link. But I cant make the movies go heer so yu have to go whare the movie ar. Its worth it. There ar 7 short cartoons abowt buneez in jail. Wawch them in order. There funny.

SATERDAY NITE FUNNY?

Go heer and wawch this funny videoh abowt punching peeple on the face beefor they eet. Its frum Saturday Night Live. Im serprized its funny. I stopped wawching SNL in the 90s. My favrit thing on SNL wuz the General Lee.

SQUID

Wow! Look a reel giant squid. Too bad she died. Thats sad. Whuts not sad iz we hav a squiddy thing in Issue 2 uv the Miller & Mullet comic book. Didjoo no we make comics? Go here to find out mor.

DR SNUGGLES

Im sorry I didnt post yesterday. I wuz in thu flor. But look wut I fownd yu today. Douglas Adams writed this epesode!

SICK

Im sick. I dont like peeches anymor.