HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

HAPPY XMUS KAM!

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

MARY XMAS FRISKEY!

Steeling free turkeez iz hard. Anyway Heerz a xmus card for yu Friskey!

MARY XMAS BRANDY!

Heerz my secind xmas videoh prezint. Its for Brandy. If yor Brandy then that meenz its for yu. Happy Helldays Brandy!

If yor not Brandy yu can wawch it anyway cuz Im no fashist. But bee kind rewind.

And for yu nerds hoo wanna no, heez Chad Vader.

CUKEE MONSTR

Cukee Monstr luks weerd. Maybee he ate Oscer the growch.

RICHARD CONDIE

This cartoon wuz made by Richard Condie. He makes gud cartoonz! This wun starts weerd but stik wawching it cuz it gets reely funny.

MOOVEEMAYKING

I make moovees too. But we yuze mor shots.

THIS WUNS FOR BRANDY

My frend Brandy duznt like videohs abowt boobees becuz she thinks thare derty. So heers mor Lord uv the Ring. Its a lonn movie abowt retards hoo go to candy mownten to get a ring so the king can get marreed. But Willy Wonka duznt want them too so he makes lots uv Oompa Loompas to stop them.

BOOBIES

Sum peepul got mad at me yestrday becuz theer wernt reel boobees in the boobee moovee. So ths wuns for yu go yu pervs.

MARKET

Clik to wawch tudayz videoh.

Miller & Mullet Productions's ajent Larry hired this gie tu doo our marketing. I dont no y we need sumwun tu go tu market for us cuz I like fud stors but Larry sez its importent. Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy. Thats life. Im a filosufer.

"Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy." -- Jean-Paul Mullet

CELL FONE EVIL

Now yu no y Miller & Mullet Productions duznt yuze cell fones ... demons ar expesiv.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

DETH STAR CAFUTEERYA

Eddie Izzard did standup jokes abowt Star Wars then this YuTube guy made a movie using plastic toyz that luk like peeple but arnt. I dont no how hiz toyz muve becuz mine never do unles I uze my handz.

ELVIS

I like Elvis he haz gud leerics.

MUNDAY BLOOS

Happy Munday evrybudy!! Go to werk or lissen to the Look People. Yor choyse.

BEFOR TALKIES

Heers sum old movie frum befor talkies. Its called Star Wars.

KITTY

Heers TOO movies for yu to wawch!! Theer abowt ohning a cat. If yuve ever ownd a cat then yu will no theez ar tru. I ownd a cat wunce. But that wuz over a hundred yeers ago.

BASS WARS

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

REJECTED

Heers a CLASSIC cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt!! Awl movies shuld be like this forever!

HEINO

Heino! Schnell!