HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

HAPPY XMUS KAM!

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

MOOVEEMAYKING

I make moovees too. But we yuze mor shots.

MARKET

Clik to wawch tudayz videoh.

Miller & Mullet Productions's ajent Larry hired this gie tu doo our marketing. I dont no y we need sumwun tu go tu market for us cuz I like fud stors but Larry sez its importent. Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy. Thats life. Im a filosufer.

"Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy." -- Jean-Paul Mullet

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

SEXY GURL

Im in luv with her beecuz shes tawl and haz red hair. The only hair thats better than red hair is chanjing culor hair.

Id date her if her dad wuznt so fuckin crazy!

MCDONULDS

Im sorry I been gawn so long but I wawched this and blacked out for allmost a munth.

GODZILLA

I like cannd froots and vejtibles.