CUKEE MONSTR

Cukee Monstr luks weerd. Maybee he ate Oscer the growch.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

GEENYUS

This iz a short movie cawld Time Piece. It wuz made by Jim Henson, wun uv the fuw peeple Id cawl a geenyus.

KID STUFF

This iz a kidz show by They Might Be Giants. They make kidz songs that sownd like not-kidz songs and not-kidz songs that sownd like kidz songs. All ther songs ar gud!

DEAD

I just fownd out yu cant come bak frum the land of Mr Hooper. I gess I went sumware else.

SICK

Im sick. I dont like peeches anymor.