DOLL FACE

Gurls sher hafta du a lot tu get redy. Im glad I dont ware makeup. This wuz made by Andrew Huang.

MARKET

Clik to wawch tudayz videoh.

Miller & Mullet Productions's ajent Larry hired this gie tu doo our marketing. I dont no y we need sumwun tu go tu market for us cuz I like fud stors but Larry sez its importent. Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy. Thats life. Im a filosufer.

"Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy." -- Jean-Paul Mullet

CELL FONE EVIL

Now yu no y Miller & Mullet Productions duznt yuze cell fones ... demons ar expesiv.

STALLING NOT CARL

This wuz made by Johnny Kelly. It tells wy I dont post az menee videohs anymor.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

Wut the fuck?

DETH STAR CAFUTEERYA

Eddie Izzard did standup jokes abowt Star Wars then this YuTube guy made a movie using plastic toyz that luk like peeple but arnt. I dont no how hiz toyz muve becuz mine never do unles I uze my handz.