WELCUM BAK

Hi evreebudy! I went on summer vacashun but now Im bak. Didju hav a gud summer? I did. My buddy Ed Miller sent me on an all xpenssiz pade trip. I dont no whut that meens but I got to go lots uv places but I dont no ware cuz I culdnt see. Ed put me in a box.

Anyway now that its fall time Im gunna put videohs up heer lots mor.

DOLL FACE

Gurls sher hafta du a lot tu get redy. Im glad I dont ware makeup. This wuz made by Andrew Huang.

MARKET

Clik to wawch tudayz videoh.

Miller & Mullet Productions's ajent Larry hired this gie tu doo our marketing. I dont no y we need sumwun tu go tu market for us cuz I like fud stors but Larry sez its importent. Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy. Thats life. Im a filosufer.

"Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy." -- Jean-Paul Mullet

CELL FONE EVIL

Now yu no y Miller & Mullet Productions duznt yuze cell fones ... demons ar expesiv.

STALLING NOT CARL

This wuz made by Johnny Kelly. It tells wy I dont post az menee videohs anymor.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

Wut the fuck?