Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*
*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller
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