HAPPY XMUS KAM!

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

DETH STAR CAFUTEERYA

Eddie Izzard did standup jokes abowt Star Wars then this YuTube guy made a movie using plastic toyz that luk like peeple but arnt. I dont no how hiz toyz muve becuz mine never do unles I uze my handz.

SEXY GURL

Im in luv with her beecuz shes tawl and haz red hair. The only hair thats better than red hair is chanjing culor hair.

Id date her if her dad wuznt so fuckin crazy!

MCDONULDS

Im sorry I been gawn so long but I wawched this and blacked out for allmost a munth.

BEFOR TALKIES

Heers sum old movie frum befor talkies. Its called Star Wars.

BASS WARS

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

SPUNJBOB

Didjoo no the cast of Spongebob Squarepants wer in awl theez movies?! Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy must be old. This iz frum the Annie Awards saruhmony.

BLU-RAY

Welcum back to me. I wuz werking and werk comes befor the interweb becuz Im a professunal.

Ed Miller showed me this. I dont know wut there talking abowt becuz theere speeking weerd and I cant reed fast. But Ed thot it wuz funny.