MARY XMUS MIETTE!

Mary xmus littul sister! Heerz a band cawld The Cure singing Mary Xmus Evrybudy. Thay stop fast at the end I gess cuz xmus iz over and thay dont wanna be arestid by the no-xmus poleece.

HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

HAPPY XMUS KAM!

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

MARY XMAS FRISKEY!

Steeling free turkeez iz hard. Anyway Heerz a xmus card for yu Friskey!

MARY XMAS BRANDY!

Heerz my secind xmas videoh prezint. Its for Brandy. If yor Brandy then that meenz its for yu. Happy Helldays Brandy!

If yor not Brandy yu can wawch it anyway cuz Im no fashist. But bee kind rewind.

And for yu nerds hoo wanna no, heez Chad Vader.

MARY XMUS ED!

Hi evrybudy! Happy Helldays! Xmus iz cuming so frum now on Im gunna post festiv moovees. AND Ime gunna dedikate evree wun to sumwun nu. So now yu biches cant say I nevr got yu nuthin.

This wunz for yu Ed Miller.

BTW its The Creepshow duing a cuvr uv a Ramones song. I no stuff abowt stuff. Its a limitid edishun xmas rekerd. Yu can order it heer. I did. With Ed's credit card.

CUKEE MONSTR

Cukee Monstr luks weerd. Maybee he ate Oscer the growch.

HAPY THANKSGIVNG

I just fownd out its Thnksgiving. Heers a gud thanksgiving videoh.

SHARKBOY

I keep throwing peenuts at the cumpyuter but he allwayz missez. Stoopid mouthhed.

SHARKBOY

Reembr yestrdayz funny videoh? Maybee yor sad becuz yu wanted to wawch it agen tuday. Dont be sad beczu now yu can!

SHARKBOY

Luk at the funny sharkboy! I wanna go tu hiz serkus and feed him fish to eet!

RICHARD CONDIE

This cartoon wuz made by Richard Condie. He makes gud cartoonz! This wun starts weerd but stik wawching it cuz it gets reely funny.

EVRYDAY

This gie Noah takes a foato uv himself evryday. If I did that it wuldnt chanje cuz Ime gud at continooitee. Heez still duing it! Yu can see AWL hiz pikchurs at hiz website.

MOOVEEMAYKING

I make moovees too. But we yuze mor shots.

VOLTRON

I like paynting too.

THIS WUNS FOR BRANDY

My frend Brandy duznt like videohs abowt boobees becuz she thinks thare derty. So heers mor Lord uv the Ring. Its a lonn movie abowt retards hoo go to candy mownten to get a ring so the king can get marreed. But Willy Wonka duznt want them too so he makes lots uv Oompa Loompas to stop them.

BOOBIES

Sum peepul got mad at me yestrday becuz theer wernt reel boobees in the boobee moovee. So ths wuns for yu go yu pervs.

BOOBEES

This iz how sience werks.

LORD UV THE RINGS

This week I wawched a movie cawled Lord uv the Rings Retern uv the King. Thats a long name for a movie but its a long movie. At the end the retarded kid got to go on a boat but they dont tell yu ware he went. But Today I fownd this movie I think its the sequle. Its a gud ending. The retarded kid luks happy.

PIRATE

WELCUM BAK

Hi evreebudy! I went on summer vacashun but now Im bak. Didju hav a gud summer? I did. My buddy Ed Miller sent me on an all xpenssiz pade trip. I dont no whut that meens but I got to go lots uv places but I dont no ware cuz I culdnt see. Ed put me in a box.

Anyway now that its fall time Im gunna put videohs up heer lots mor.

DOLL FACE

Gurls sher hafta du a lot tu get redy. Im glad I dont ware makeup. This wuz made by Andrew Huang.

MARKET

Clik to wawch tudayz videoh.

Miller & Mullet Productions's ajent Larry hired this gie tu doo our marketing. I dont no y we need sumwun tu go tu market for us cuz I like fud stors but Larry sez its importent. Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy. Thats life. Im a filosufer.

"Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy." -- Jean-Paul Mullet

CELL FONE EVIL

Now yu no y Miller & Mullet Productions duznt yuze cell fones ... demons ar expesiv.

STALLING NOT CARL

This wuz made by Johnny Kelly. It tells wy I dont post az menee videohs anymor.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

Wut the fuck?

DETH STAR CAFUTEERYA

Eddie Izzard did standup jokes abowt Star Wars then this YuTube guy made a movie using plastic toyz that luk like peeple but arnt. I dont no how hiz toyz muve becuz mine never do unles I uze my handz.

ELVIS

I like Elvis he haz gud leerics.

SEXY GURL

Im in luv with her beecuz shes tawl and haz red hair. The only hair thats better than red hair is chanjing culor hair.

Id date her if her dad wuznt so fuckin crazy!

MCDONULDS

Im sorry I been gawn so long but I wawched this and blacked out for allmost a munth.

LITTLE NEMO

Ok so theerz this movie cawled Little Nemo that went thru sumthing like 10 YEERS of pre-productun hell. In 1984 Yoshifumi Kondo made this short test film.

I reemember wen Little Nemo wuz a newspaper movie by Winsor McCay. That wuz in 1905 beefor movies mooved. They still tawked but only if yu red them out lowd.

THE MEENING UV LIFE

Heer John Lydon tells yu the meening uv life. Yu haf to click THIS LINK to see it cuz YooToob wuldnt let me put it heer.

MUNDAY BLOOS

Happy Munday evrybudy!! Go to werk or lissen to the Look People. Yor choyse.

CABIN IN THE WOODS

Heers a movie by Graham Annable. Im going for a hike. Remember to tern yor lites off tonite.

GEENYUS

This iz a short movie cawld Time Piece. It wuz made by Jim Henson, wun uv the fuw peeple Id cawl a geenyus.

BEAR

KID STUFF

This iz a kidz show by They Might Be Giants. They make kidz songs that sownd like not-kidz songs and not-kidz songs that sownd like kidz songs. All ther songs ar gud!

WIZARD OF WOR

This looks like a SCARY movie!!

BEFOR TALKIES

Heers sum old movie frum befor talkies. Its called Star Wars.

KITTY

Heers TOO movies for yu to wawch!! Theer abowt ohning a cat. If yuve ever ownd a cat then yu will no theez ar tru. I ownd a cat wunce. But that wuz over a hundred yeers ago.

YOOKULAYLEES

Heers a nu wun frum The Bastard Fairies. Theers a lot of old peeple in it so yu gotta wawch it soon befor they die.

TELLER

Teller vs the zombie hord! I wunder wuts in the can? I hope its peechez.

BASS WARS

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

ILAND

Im sorry I bin gong so long. I culdnt get to a compewter. Lemme make it up to yu. Heers a HAF HOUR long cartoon by Richard Williams.

REJECTED

Heers a CLASSIC cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt!! Awl movies shuld be like this forever!

HEINO

Heino! Schnell!

BUBBLES

I wanna be an astronot too.

DOG FOOD

Heers a funny luking movie by a David Hewlett. He wuz in Nothing.

STUDIO TOOR

Fallow the link and wawch the Universal Studios Employee Video derected by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

The Miller & Mullet Productions offises need mor deer. Universal luks like a gud place to werk. I want the shark job.

MEN ON STICKS

INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!

INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!

VALINTINE

Heer iz a gud movie by Don Hertzfeldt. Its abowt troo luv.

BASTARD FAIRIES

Meet the The Bastard Fairies. Her name iz Yellow Thunder Woman. Yu can downlode there album on ther site and it dont cost nuthin. I meen it duz cost nuthin. I meen yu dont hafta pay!

SPUNJBOB

Didjoo no the cast of Spongebob Squarepants wer in awl theez movies?! Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy must be old. This iz frum the Annie Awards saruhmony.

MOR BR'ER BEAR

And now for the xciting cuncloojshun!! That wuz a funny story.

BR'ER BEAR

Heers a fun seen frum the vary cawntroverseeal movie Song of the South. I like Br'er Bear.

CARS WEEK SUNDAY

Thats enuf abowt cars. Go ride a bike.

CARS WEEK SATERDAY

Wut do yu meen its not Saterday?

CARS WEEK FRYDAY

Today it snowed and I got in a car axident. I wuz in the bakseet. Now I no wen yu drive yu haf to sit in the frunt seet.

This iz a funny music videoh abowt car axidents by The Raconteurs. The star is "Little Jack" Lawrence whoo iz also in my favrit band Blanche. Gess who else iz in this videoh? Paul Reubens!

CARS WEEK THURZDAY

Heers Johnny Cash singing The General Lee. Thats the name uv the car in The Dukes of Hazzard. Hes singing abowt the car becuz he likes it. Not in a June Carter way just in a car way. I like it too.

CARS WEEK WENZDAY

I got nuthin. Enjoy the movie commershul.

CARS WEEK TOOSDAY

Theez 2 movies wer made in the 1960s by cartoon guys Chuck Menville and Len Janson. The Stop Look wun got nominated for an Oscar.

STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN


VICIOUS CYCLES

CARS WEEK MUNDAY

Heers a movie abowt driving. Ward Kimball did the animashuns and a very yung Kurt Russell is the narrator. Happy munday morning evrybudy!!

DEAD

I just fownd out yu cant come bak frum the land of Mr Hooper. I gess I went sumware else.

DEAD JOKER

Poor Heath Ledger died today. The nooz sez it wuz frum pills but I dont no abowt that. Look how cold he gets when he duznt take them.



The buzz on the interweb iz he plays Joker reely gud. So in awner uv Mister Ledger, I now prezent a clip uv Heath Ledger as playing the Joker. Goodbye Heath. Ill see yu wen yu get back.

PETER & THE WOLF

I hav a speshul treet for yu today! Peter & the Wolf dun with stop motion guys. Stop motion iz my favrit tipe uv movies. Enjoy!!

(Remember just cuz Im showing yu it heer duznt meen yu shuldnt bie the dvd wen it comes. Im going to.)

DEAR DIARY IM DEAD

Im reeely luking forwerd mor to Diary of the Dead. It wuld be fun to enter the contest but Im too bizy making my funny dvd. Ill make a scary dvd later. And then yull cry til your eyes bleed.

NATURE CHALENGE

Im taking David Suzuki's Nature Challenge. Im doing awsum becuz I awlways turn off the tap while brushing my teeth! AND I only brush my teeth wunce a week.

BLU-RAY

Welcum back to me. I wuz werking and werk comes befor the interweb becuz Im a professunal.

Ed Miller showed me this. I dont know wut there talking abowt becuz theere speeking weerd and I cant reed fast. But Ed thot it wuz funny.

DRUM

Andrew Currie showed me this. I wawnt a drum! Im 281 yeers old.

BUNEEZ

I no yu dont wawnt to click on sum link. But I cant make the movies go heer so yu have to go whare the movie ar. Its worth it. There ar 7 short cartoons abowt buneez in jail. Wawch them in order. There funny.

SATERDAY NITE FUNNY?

Go heer and wawch this funny videoh abowt punching peeple on the face beefor they eet. Its frum Saturday Night Live. Im serprized its funny. I stopped wawching SNL in the 90s. My favrit thing on SNL wuz the General Lee.

GOD

Look! The Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Reemember to say yor wishes!

DAD

Bub iz not my dad. My dad is Jean-Pierre. But Bub can be my dad now cuz my dad went to the land of Mr Hooper.

GREEN

Dead squids make me sad. So Im going to becum an enviolinist. Wait, thats not rite. I meen an ecoventolist. I meen Im going green. Go wawch this funny videoh abowt the Green Team starring Will Ferrell.

SQUID

Wow! Look a reel giant squid. Too bad she died. Thats sad. Whuts not sad iz we hav a squiddy thing in Issue 2 uv the Miller & Mullet comic book. Didjoo no we make comics? Go here to find out mor.

PARADE

This iz whut a parade looks like. I saw it in a movie cawld Paprika. Wunce I wuz in a parade but it wuznt az fun az this wun. I had to push a weelbarrow.

NO ME

This iz Klaus Nomi. He sings and dances gud. I wish he wuz still alive.

DR SNUGGLES

Im sorry I didnt post yesterday. I wuz in thu flor. But look wut I fownd yu today. Douglas Adams writed this epesode!

BLANCHE

My FAVRIT band iz Blanche. There frum Detroit too. Arnt they awsum! Yes they ar.

BABIES

Miller told me this iz ware babies come frum.

HAPPY NU YEER!