FCU

This iz a funny movie. It wuz made by Pete and Brian. Therz a bathtub in it.

MUSIC VIDEOHS?!

This iz neet! Didjoo no they make movies for songs? There cawld music videohs. I like them becuz I like songs AND movies. I want movies for my songs. Didjoo no I make songs? Yu can heer sum at www.myspace.com/jeanpaulmullet.

This videohs by David Bowie. I think hes been inside my brane. I hope he clozed the door.

SICK

Im sick. I dont like peeches anymor.

FRIGHTENSTEIN

I ate teh peeches.

This is a gud videoh frum The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. Its wun of my favrit shows. I like this clip beecuz I like dancing. Look at awl teh culers. Luk at my handz. Hello mongoose. Do YU wawnt peeches too?

GODZILLA

I like cannd froots and vejtibles.

PEECHES!

Miller came bak! I didnt get a seel. He sed he didnt no whut I wuz tawking abowt. He sed he bot a hors. Sumtimes Miller likes to buy horz and play cowboy. I hope he had a gud crismus. I didnt get my seel but Miller did bring me a can of peeches! I like peeches. This cans a gud wun too. It only leeks a little. Hooray!

MORE CRISMUS

Miller's stil not bak. Hes sur taking a long time to find my seel. I no Im geting a seel becuz yesterday he tuk awl hour munee and went downtown to Jarvis street. He sed for wunce he had enuf munee to "seel the deel."

I fownd more gud crismus stories yu can wawch and reed. I hope yu like em too...

A WISH FOR WINGS THAT WORK by Berkeley Breathed
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT by Mike Mignola & Guy Davis

AND heers my favrit wun. Marry Crismus frum yor pal Mullet!

CRISMUS!!!

HAPPY CRISMUS EVRYBUDY!!!

I didnt get a seel but Miller's not bak frum teh stor yet.

STAR WARS

This is a gud crismus speshul. I like Star Wars. Sumtimes Miller and me pretend weer in Star Wars. He gets to bee Han Solo. I play Skeletor.

Tomorrow is crismus. I hope I get a seel.

BALOON

Cary Grant sur likes baloons. Baloons r ok I ges. I like planes better.

FOUTAISES

This iz a reely gud movie made by Jean-Pierre Jeunet AND stars wun uv my favrit acters, Dominique Pinon.

My favrit thing is my stufft red dog named Red Dog. He haz a black noze like me. But his noze is reel and my noze iznt. Its just for show. Now yu no sumthing abowt me. My sister Miette sowed on Red Dog's noze when his ferst wun fell off. Now u no sumthin abowt Red Dog. I dont no anythin abowt yu.

If yu want to wawch the movie withowt the inglish werds, wawch this wun insted uv teh uther wun. Ok bye!

JAPAN

This song wuz made by the Kuricorder Quartet. Masashi Sato made the videoh. Theyr Japan peeple. U can wawch the video even BIGGER on this place.

I like this videoh. Its makes me feel like a time travler. If I wuz a time travlr I wuld go to Awstrayla to see dingos.

CARTOONS

This guy Makinita iz making a dvd. Im making a dvd too but I dont no how to make cartoons. I wawnt to make cartoons too.

BEAR

This guy went to skool to lern cartoons. I dont thnk he liked his teecher cuz he sez this is awl he lerned.

This makes me think of wen Miller sent me to Humber College to lern videoh editing. Teh teechr luked like Miller's bruther and sownded like Harland Williams but he wuznt Miller's bruther or Harland Williams and he sukt.

OPRA

Danny Kaye sings opra allmost as gud as me.