MARY XMUS MIETTE!

Mary xmus littul sister! Heerz a band cawld The Cure singing Mary Xmus Evrybudy. Thay stop fast at the end I gess cuz xmus iz over and thay dont wanna be arestid by the no-xmus poleece.

MARY XMUS ED!

Hi evrybudy! Happy Helldays! Xmus iz cuming so frum now on Im gunna post festiv moovees. AND Ime gunna dedikate evree wun to sumwun nu. So now yu biches cant say I nevr got yu nuthin.

This wunz for yu Ed Miller.

BTW its The Creepshow duing a cuvr uv a Ramones song. I no stuff abowt stuff. Its a limitid edishun xmas rekerd. Yu can order it heer. I did. With Ed's credit card.

HAPY THANKSGIVNG

I just fownd out its Thnksgiving. Heers a gud thanksgiving videoh.

SHARKBOY

I keep throwing peenuts at the cumpyuter but he allwayz missez. Stoopid mouthhed.

SHARKBOY

Reembr yestrdayz funny videoh? Maybee yor sad becuz yu wanted to wawch it agen tuday. Dont be sad beczu now yu can!

SHARKBOY

Luk at the funny sharkboy! I wanna go tu hiz serkus and feed him fish to eet!

EVRYDAY

This gie Noah takes a foato uv himself evryday. If I did that it wuldnt chanje cuz Ime gud at continooitee. Heez still duing it! Yu can see AWL hiz pikchurs at hiz website.

VOLTRON

I like paynting too.

BOOBEES

This iz how sience werks.

LORD UV THE RINGS

This week I wawched a movie cawled Lord uv the Rings Retern uv the King. Thats a long name for a movie but its a long movie. At the end the retarded kid got to go on a boat but they dont tell yu ware he went. But Today I fownd this movie I think its the sequle. Its a gud ending. The retarded kid luks happy.

Wut the fuck?

ELVIS

I like Elvis he haz gud leerics.

MCDONULDS

Im sorry I been gawn so long but I wawched this and blacked out for allmost a munth.

MUNDAY BLOOS

Happy Munday evrybudy!! Go to werk or lissen to the Look People. Yor choyse.

GEENYUS

This iz a short movie cawld Time Piece. It wuz made by Jim Henson, wun uv the fuw peeple Id cawl a geenyus.

KID STUFF

This iz a kidz show by They Might Be Giants. They make kidz songs that sownd like not-kidz songs and not-kidz songs that sownd like kidz songs. All ther songs ar gud!

YOOKULAYLEES

Heers a nu wun frum The Bastard Fairies. Theers a lot of old peeple in it so yu gotta wawch it soon befor they die.

BASS WARS

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

HEINO

Heino! Schnell!

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