HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

LORD UV THE RINGS

This week I wawched a movie cawled Lord uv the Rings Retern uv the King. Thats a long name for a movie but its a long movie. At the end the retarded kid got to go on a boat but they dont tell yu ware he went. But Today I fownd this movie I think its the sequle. Its a gud ending. The retarded kid luks happy.

Wut the fuck?

LITTLE NEMO

Ok so theerz this movie cawled Little Nemo that went thru sumthing like 10 YEERS of pre-productun hell. In 1984 Yoshifumi Kondo made this short test film.

I reemember wen Little Nemo wuz a newspaper movie by Winsor McCay. That wuz in 1905 beefor movies mooved. They still tawked but only if yu red them out lowd.

BASS WARS

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

DOG FOOD

Heers a funny luking movie by a David Hewlett. He wuz in Nothing.

MEN ON STICKS

INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!

INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!

SPUNJBOB

Didjoo no the cast of Spongebob Squarepants wer in awl theez movies?! Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy must be old. This iz frum the Annie Awards saruhmony.

MOR BR'ER BEAR

And now for the xciting cuncloojshun!! That wuz a funny story.

BR'ER BEAR

Heers a fun seen frum the vary cawntroverseeal movie Song of the South. I like Br'er Bear.

CARS WEEK SATERDAY

Wut do yu meen its not Saterday?

CARS WEEK WENZDAY

I got nuthin. Enjoy the movie commershul.

DEAR DIARY IM DEAD

Im reeely luking forwerd mor to Diary of the Dead. It wuld be fun to enter the contest but Im too bizy making my funny dvd. Ill make a scary dvd later. And then yull cry til your eyes bleed.

DAD

Bub iz not my dad. My dad is Jean-Pierre. But Bub can be my dad now cuz my dad went to the land of Mr Hooper.

PARADE

This iz whut a parade looks like. I saw it in a movie cawld Paprika. Wunce I wuz in a parade but it wuznt az fun az this wun. I had to push a weelbarrow.

HAPPY NU YEER!

PEECHES!

Miller came bak! I didnt get a seel. He sed he didnt no whut I wuz tawking abowt. He sed he bot a hors. Sumtimes Miller likes to buy horz and play cowboy. I hope he had a gud crismus. I didnt get my seel but Miller did bring me a can of peeches! I like peeches. This cans a gud wun too. It only leeks a little. Hooray!

BALOON

Cary Grant sur likes baloons. Baloons r ok I ges. I like planes better.