TELLER

Teller vs the zombie hord! I wunder wuts in the can? I hope its peechez.

REJECTED

Heers a CLASSIC cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt!! Awl movies shuld be like this forever!

MEN ON STICKS

VALINTINE

Heer iz a gud movie by Don Hertzfeldt. Its abowt troo luv.

DEAD

I just fownd out yu cant come bak frum the land of Mr Hooper. I gess I went sumware else.

DEAD JOKER

Poor Heath Ledger died today. The nooz sez it wuz frum pills but I dont no abowt that. Look how cold he gets when he duznt take them.



The buzz on the interweb iz he plays Joker reely gud. So in awner uv Mister Ledger, I now prezent a clip uv Heath Ledger as playing the Joker. Goodbye Heath. Ill see yu wen yu get back.

DAD

Bub iz not my dad. My dad is Jean-Pierre. But Bub can be my dad now cuz my dad went to the land of Mr Hooper.

SQUID

Wow! Look a reel giant squid. Too bad she died. Thats sad. Whuts not sad iz we hav a squiddy thing in Issue 2 uv the Miller & Mullet comic book. Didjoo no we make comics? Go here to find out mor.

HAPPY NU YEER!

STAR WARS

This is a gud crismus speshul. I like Star Wars. Sumtimes Miller and me pretend weer in Star Wars. He gets to bee Han Solo. I play Skeletor.

Tomorrow is crismus. I hope I get a seel.