THIS WUNS FOR BRANDY

My frend Brandy duznt like videohs abowt boobees becuz she thinks thare derty. So heers mor Lord uv the Ring. Its a lonn movie abowt retards hoo go to candy mownten to get a ring so the king can get marreed. But Willy Wonka duznt want them too so he makes lots uv Oompa Loompas to stop them.

BASTARD FAIRIES

Meet the The Bastard Fairies. Her name iz Yellow Thunder Woman. Yu can downlode there album on ther site and it dont cost nuthin. I meen it duz cost nuthin. I meen yu dont hafta pay!

DEAD JOKER

Poor Heath Ledger died today. The nooz sez it wuz frum pills but I dont no abowt that. Look how cold he gets when he duznt take them.



The buzz on the interweb iz he plays Joker reely gud. So in awner uv Mister Ledger, I now prezent a clip uv Heath Ledger as playing the Joker. Goodbye Heath. Ill see yu wen yu get back.

CRISMUS!!!

HAPPY CRISMUS EVRYBUDY!!!

I didnt get a seel but Miller's not bak frum teh stor yet.

BEAR

This guy went to skool to lern cartoons. I dont thnk he liked his teecher cuz he sez this is awl he lerned.

This makes me think of wen Miller sent me to Humber College to lern videoh editing. Teh teechr luked like Miller's bruther and sownded like Harland Williams but he wuznt Miller's bruther or Harland Williams and he sukt.