HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.












And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

MARY XMAS FRISKEY!

Steeling free turkeez iz hard. Anyway Heerz a xmus card for yu Friskey!

RICHARD CONDIE

This cartoon wuz made by Richard Condie. He makes gud cartoonz! This wun starts weerd but stik wawching it cuz it gets reely funny.

THIS WUNS FOR BRANDY

My frend Brandy duznt like videohs abowt boobees becuz she thinks thare derty. So heers mor Lord uv the Ring. Its a lonn movie abowt retards hoo go to candy mownten to get a ring so the king can get marreed. But Willy Wonka duznt want them too so he makes lots uv Oompa Loompas to stop them.

DOLL FACE

Gurls sher hafta du a lot tu get redy. Im glad I dont ware makeup. This wuz made by Andrew Huang.

CELL FONE EVIL

Now yu no y Miller & Mullet Productions duznt yuze cell fones ... demons ar expesiv.

STALLING NOT CARL

This wuz made by Johnny Kelly. It tells wy I dont post az menee videohs anymor.

DETH STAR CAFUTEERYA

Eddie Izzard did standup jokes abowt Star Wars then this YuTube guy made a movie using plastic toyz that luk like peeple but arnt. I dont no how hiz toyz muve becuz mine never do unles I uze my handz.

LITTLE NEMO

Ok so theerz this movie cawled Little Nemo that went thru sumthing like 10 YEERS of pre-productun hell. In 1984 Yoshifumi Kondo made this short test film.

I reemember wen Little Nemo wuz a newspaper movie by Winsor McCay. That wuz in 1905 beefor movies mooved. They still tawked but only if yu red them out lowd.

CABIN IN THE WOODS

Heers a movie by Graham Annable. Im going for a hike. Remember to tern yor lites off tonite.

GEENYUS

This iz a short movie cawld Time Piece. It wuz made by Jim Henson, wun uv the fuw peeple Id cawl a geenyus.

KID STUFF

This iz a kidz show by They Might Be Giants. They make kidz songs that sownd like not-kidz songs and not-kidz songs that sownd like kidz songs. All ther songs ar gud!

KITTY

Heers TOO movies for yu to wawch!! Theer abowt ohning a cat. If yuve ever ownd a cat then yu will no theez ar tru. I ownd a cat wunce. But that wuz over a hundred yeers ago.

BASS WARS

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

ILAND

Im sorry I bin gong so long. I culdnt get to a compewter. Lemme make it up to yu. Heers a HAF HOUR long cartoon by Richard Williams.

REJECTED

Heers a CLASSIC cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt!! Awl movies shuld be like this forever!

BUBBLES

I wanna be an astronot too.

VALINTINE

Heer iz a gud movie by Don Hertzfeldt. Its abowt troo luv.

BASTARD FAIRIES

Meet the The Bastard Fairies. Her name iz Yellow Thunder Woman. Yu can downlode there album on ther site and it dont cost nuthin. I meen it duz cost nuthin. I meen yu dont hafta pay!

SPUNJBOB

Didjoo no the cast of Spongebob Squarepants wer in awl theez movies?! Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy must be old. This iz frum the Annie Awards saruhmony.