TELLER

Teller vs the zombie hord! I wunder wuts in the can? I hope its peechez.

DEAR DIARY IM DEAD

Im reeely luking forwerd mor to Diary of the Dead. It wuld be fun to enter the contest but Im too bizy making my funny dvd. Ill make a scary dvd later. And then yull cry til your eyes bleed.

SATERDAY NITE FUNNY?

Go heer and wawch this funny videoh abowt punching peeple on the face beefor they eet. Its frum Saturday Night Live. Im serprized its funny. I stopped wawching SNL in the 90s. My favrit thing on SNL wuz the General Lee.

DAD

Bub iz not my dad. My dad is Jean-Pierre. But Bub can be my dad now cuz my dad went to the land of Mr Hooper.